The Lost World: Jurrassic Duck This sequel is written by udx(udx@hotmail.com) Warning: This fan-fic is TTSF related. It will have alot of unusual blood and gore. If you think this is bloody, this may be a good times to get a nice cheese sandwich. Just a reminder, there will be Nvvman jokes. If you see one, go ahead and laugh, for these were created by the NvvMan. Okay, enough small talk, let's move on with the fan-fic. NARF!!! At acme acres, both Buster and Babs Bunny(Still no relation, when will they have one? Wait a minute, was I suppose to say that?) heads over to Montana Max's manison. It seems that the stinkin brat("I heard that") Montana Max has called on the 2 rabbits(But I still think Babs is better than Buster) to meet up with him in his own office. Buster: Alright Max, what's up? Montana Max: Ya know why I called you here? Babs: Why? Montana Max: Remember that incident on Jurrassic Toon Park? Babs: Yeah what? Montana Max: There's a island next to the should-be theme park. The island's called "Site B" Buster: So about this site b? Montana Max: I want you to go there and get an exmaination on the old time toons there. You will be accompanied by Samuri Pizza Cats: Speedy and Polly. Buster: Oh-no, why the Samuri Pizza Cats. Babs: Who do ya call when you want some, pepperoni? Buster: Rope it in, Babs, or I'll drop a cow on you. Babs: Who's the writer? Montana Max: Who cares? Just be on the lookout for Stickley Ricketts, A.K.A. Frump. Babs: How come he's a frump? Montana Max: It's those gas sounds they make. You know, "FRUMP" Buster: NVVman joke #1. Babs: With udx's brother, The NVVMAN, adding these jokes, he should be on Tiny Toons Buster: None of your beeswax, Barbara Ann. Babs: Don't call me that. Just then, Buster squirted Babs with that water pistol he hid in his glove. Max and Buster began to laugh. Babs: NOT FUNNY Babs grabs both Buster and Max by the feet and span and flew them to the docks. Babs: This just isn't going to be my day. At the dock Both Buster and Max: Oww. Later, the 2 rabbits were companioned by Speedy and Polly. The 4 were heading to site B by udx's boat, who also had Fanboy. Polly: Why do I have to stick with this nerd? Babs: Cuz Max sent us with that tub o lard. Fan Boy: Hey I resent that. Babs: If I had the ability to launch missles, your goose would be cooked. Polly: Yeah, leave her alone. Speedy: I believe you're overreacting Polly: Shut up Speedy. Buster: Look whos talking(Laughs at speedy) Speey: Why I otta? Speedy beats up on Buster. Fanboy: I believe the Samuri Pizza Cats aren't suppost to be in TTA. Babs doesn't have the animation to launch missles. Besides, she should be named Barbara Ann udx: Maybe Barbara Eden would sound nice. Fanboy: Just shut up, her name should be Barbara Ann. Babs: I'M GETTING UPSET!!! Polly: (Shaking Buster) Buster, charm her. Buster: Babs, here's something. Buster Shows her a pic of Michael Jordan, but Babs gets even worse than upset. Babs: Buster how could you Polly: I'm hope you're satisfied, Buster. Babs launches missles and they all hit everyone(that includes herself) except udx. Fan Boy: I bet that's not approprate. The censors would hate it. *cough, cough* Speedy: Where's my Tylenol? Udx: What happened here? Speedy: Well, Babs did her Lucille trick on half the boat, even herself. Udx: I'm lucky not to get hit. Speedy: Get her inside. Udx(Yelling in Unison): DANGIT SPEEDY, I'M A COSTAR, NOT A DOCTOR!!! Speedy: Oh!(Speedy collaps) Later, everybody was on the island. Babs span till she was in her hula costume from "No Toon is an Island." Udx: You sing the hula and I'll beat you up. Babs: You do and I'll explode. Udx: Make Me. Polly: Hit the Deck. Babs launches missles from herself and they all hit everybody else. Udx(In dazed): Oh my, I seem to have lost, my underpants. Polly: Nvvman Joke #2 Fanboy: I should sue the NvvMan udx: Forget it Babs: Now it's time to say PARTY DOWN DUDE!!! udx: If you need me, phone me. Besides, telephone answering machines are like a box of chocolates, you'll never know what message you're going to get. Babs: NvvMan Joke #3 The 5 crew members began their search. Fanboy, Buster and Speedy were driving while Polly and Babs were getting a tan. Buster: I hate this. Speedy: Just shut up and keep driving. Fanboy: Actually, both the Pink Rabbit in a hula skirt and the female cat in swimsuit should help. Both Babs and Polly Knocked Fan boy on the head with a mallet. Babs: I borowed it from Wakko Polly: I borrowed this from Mario Fanboy: Video Games, go fig. Babs and Polly: JUST SHUT UP AND KEEP DRIVING!! Fanboy: Okay, Okay. The crew drove up to a waterfall where they found Gabosaurus. Babs: Oh, I must get a picture of that. Buster and Speedy: Not now. Babs: I want that pic or I'll send the two of you to Pink island Fan boy: Oh great, another spoiled brat. All female characters in Samuri Pizza Cats are brats. Polly: NOBODY CALLS ME A BRAT Polly scratches Fanboy, which gives fanboy a headache. Fanboy: OY! Buster: Idiots today, they can act like Jerry Lewis. Speedy: So tell me about it. While Buster and Speedy were talking, Babs was trying to get a pic of that gabosaurus till the gabosaurus went mad like a mad dog. Gabosaurus: Get back from me, TTSF fan Babs: I'm not a TTSF fan. Gabosaurus: Why is this a TTSF fan-fic? Babs: At lease, it's not TTBS. Gabosaurus: Yeah, it's worser. Now leave me alone, or I'll get angry. Speedy(Talking nuts): My pants are on fire, My pants are on fire. Polly: NvvMan joke #4 The gabosaurus overheard this and went mad. Babs: Thanks alot, Stupid(Hits Speedy with her camera) Speedy: Oww. The 5 sped from the insane Gabosaurus and was heading up the cliff till they spot 4 helicopters flying from the distance. The mark was "Ricketts Industries." At the location, Stickley Ricketts, AKA Frump, has captured a dwarf, a baby Pinochio, a small version of that wascially wabbit, and of course, a small duckyosaurus rex. Stickley Ricketts: This is Frump talking to you. As you Peons all know, I usually put stuff in a box, but I have decided to make you all see my latest creation on the early toons creations. A small bratty boy created these toons, but he failed to get a wild park. Soon, you will see these early toons in Acme Acres. Soon, Acme Looneversity will be shut down, Bugs will be in Jail, and in the middle of Acme Acres will be my own company. And next to it, "Jurrassic Toon Park, Acme Acres." Babs(Overhearing this): This is madness. Buster: We got to help those poor innocent creatures. Speedy: No problem. Polly: We'll help you Babs: Just to remind you, me and Buster just got Plucky, Shirley, and Montana Max out of Jurrassic Toon Park long time ago. Polly: Let's sneek attack. The 4 go inside the stickley ricketts' base and began letting the classic toons out. The classic toons went wild as they destroy all of Stickley ricketts' base. Stickley Ricketts: No, my toons. I stuff them in a box. Guard 1: Who could be behind of this. The 4 toons appeared Stickley Ricketts: Who are you? Buster: I'm Buster Bunny. Babs: And I'm Babs Bunny. Both Buster and Babs: No relations. And our special guess... Polly: Guido may not be here, but I am. Names Pollyesther and I have the power of (Throws a kiss) Love. Speedy: They call me Speedy cervice, I'm the leader of the.. Both Speedy and Polly: Pizza Cats! No relations as well. Buster: I didn't know. Babs: Shut up. Stickley: Well you're the idiots who did this, I'll have the 4 of you put in a box. (To his guards) Grab them, then put them in a box. They'll be great exhibits. The 2 guards tried to capture all 4 toons, but the 4 knocked them out and took the baby duckosaurus rex. Stickley: Drat, they're gone, and not related. Both guards: What should we do boss? Stickley: Eat my applesauce. Both guards: Yes sir.(The 2 guards eat the applesauce) all done sir. Stickley: Good, now for my dessert, yum yum. (To the crowd) That was NvvMan joke #5. Both Guards: That guy's great. Later, at the van, Buster and Babs were trying to repair the duckosaurus Rex's leg, till a Daphineosaurus Rex came in. Buster: Oh no, not the Daphineosaurus. Babs: She wasn't in the Jurrassic Duck episode. Daphineosaurus Rex: Give me back my child, or I'll send you to Booty Island. Buster and Babs: We did that. Daphineosaurus Rex: Well just give me my child. Babs: Okay Babs gave the Daphineosaurus the duckosaurus. Babs: There, good as new. Just then, a Daffyosaurus Rex appears. Babs: Oh-no, the Daffyosaurus from Jurrassic Duck Daffy: Let me trash around. Woo Hoo. The Daffyosaurus pushed the trailer till one part of it was tilted. Both Buster and Babs: HEEEELLLLPPPPP! Meanwhile, back at the tent, high from the two ducks, Fanboy, Speedy and Polly heard Buster and Babs' call for help. Speedy: Let's go. Fanboy: Why do I have to go? By the time the cats and Fanboy arrived, the trailer was half tilted. Babs: Don't just stand there, help up. Fanboy: Okay. Polly: Here's goes nothing. The 3 were helping till the two ducks arrived. Daffyosaurus: Oooh, fun. The daffyosaurus grabs Fanboy by the feet with his beek, they fling him around and made him collide with the trees. Fanboy: Oy! Daffyosaurus: Look Daphine, small children. Daphineosaurus: Yes sir. Daffyosaurus: Let's have some fun. Daphineosaurus: I like the way you think, Daffy. Daffyosaurus: Nvvman Joke #6. Speedy and Polly: RUN!! The two ducks attacked the trailer till Udx appears. Udx: Back off man. Daffyosaurus: Let's run The two ducks ran in terror. Udx pulled the trailer up with his fists. Fanboy: It's a miracle. Babs: How'd you do that? udx: Remember the Battle of the Video Game Heroes? Babs: Yeah. Udx: Well, I just got some strength. Speedy: That mana sword gave you alot of power. Fanboy: So who's helping you out? Yakko, Wakko and Dot appears. Yakko: Just the 3 of us. Dot: Ain't I the cutiest? Udx: You should be the sexiest. Dot: Forget udx. I'm telling mom Wakko: Wha? The team traveled to where Udx's camp is. Udx: We will all have to stay here. Dot: I hate this. The team were sleeping till the head of the daffyosaurs got into the tent where Babs and Polly were sleeping. Daffyosaurus: Woah Mama. Just then, the Daphineosaurus attacked the others. Fanboy: Mayday, Mayday. Udx: Don't act like that character from Anastasia. The gang were chased to a cave, where the daffyosaurus got to. He began licking the entire crew. Babs: Ewww, gross. Udx: Easy for you to say. Just then, Speedy saw a snake on himself. Speedy: Ahh!, snake!!!!!! Speedy ran outside, only to be beaten up by the 2 ducks. The gang escaped with a injured speedy. Speedy: Oy, that's gotta hurt. Udx: At lease Frump isn't here. Just then, Stickley Ricketts appears. Stickley: Alright you all, I shall put you all in a box. Polly: Forget it. Babs(Wispering to the audience): Check this hula dance out. Babs starts to do the Reggae hula on Stickley till there were bombs on Stickley. Dot: Wha? Wakko: If this keeps up, there will be a sequel. Crash Bandicoot appears. Crash: Alright, where the heck's Mario? I want him dead. udx: Sorry, N64 characters only. Crash: Waaaaaahhhhhhh! Crash leaves, a bunch of bongs appears. Stickley: I'm outta here. Stickley leaves, forcing the others to another nearby cave. To make things worse, the Daffyosaurus and Daphineosaurus was chasing the group. BJ: Hey, cut it out. Daffyosaurus: Why you... Both ducks grab BJ and throws him into the bermuda Triangle BJ: Waaaaaahhhhh! The gang kept running till they come up to a small building. Only Buster and Babs goes in there. Udx goes into his helicopter. Buster: What a abandoned building. Babs: I'll say. Just then, a bunch of bongs appear. Babs: Oh-no, bong patrol. The two rabbits were trying to get to the top till Udx's helicopter appears and carry the two rabbits away to udx's ship. Speedy: that was a strange one. Yakko: You said it. Babs: Who's flying this dang thing? Fanboy: Who would want to know? The others saw fanboy fly the copter. They all look down and saw Stickley Ricketts with some captured toons, including the 3 duckosaurus. Baby Duckosaurus: I want to flush it again. Daffyosaurus: Shut up, Plucky. Baby Duckosaurus: Waaaahhhhh! Later, the gang was in a airplane. Babs and Polly were having a tan, Dot played Rock n Roll and Buster, Speedy, Yakko and Wakko were playing Diddy Kong Racing. Fanboy: I don't think they allow Video Games on TTA Fan-fics. Udx: Women are like a box of chocolates, they taste great Buster: Nvvman joke #7. Babs: That's insulting. Polly and Dot: We agree. Udx: It was NvvMan's idea. Later at Acme Acres, everyone was at Montana Max's office about the incident. Max: What, The frump captured some toons? Yakko: Yeah, that's what he said. Max: That frump is dead. Udx: Calm down Max. Buster: Yeah, it's not like Udx's bait. Udx: What do you mean by that? Buster: I just said you not bait. Udx: Are you saying I'm almost like a worm, is that what's your saying? Buster: No, I just said you weren't bait. Udx: Bait eh, Buster: Yeah, that's what I said. Udx: THAT'S IT Udx pounced on Buster and started fighting, making Yakko laugh. Babs: Stop it. Polly: It would ruin the fun. Babs: Shut up. Later, at the docks of Acme Acres... Stickley Ricketts: At last, you are seeing the boat with the toons in there. You will now see it all, in which Montana Max failed to do! The guards open the box and the toons went wild. Stickley Ricketts: My Toons. They have gone wild. The prehistoric toons were running amok at Acme Acres. The seven dwarves knocked down the Acme Looniversity building. Buster: Oh-no. Look what they done. Babs: We must gather up all the toons and put them back in the boat. Stickley Ricketts: That's what you think. Stickley Ricketts captured both rabbits and placed them in a box. Speedy and Polly were watching. Speedy: Hey Frump, leave them alone. Stickley Ricketts: Forget it. Stickley Ricketts drops a huge Box on Speedy and Polly. But Udx and Fanboy arrived and broke the Rabbits and Cats out of the box. Stickley Ricketts: You haven't seen the last of Ricketts. Polly: Lets go after the toons. Udx: I'm on it guys. Babs: Wait, where's the warners? Udx: Trying to get everything under control. The 6 managed to gather the all but the Duckosaurus and load them into the boat. Fanboy: Now for the ducks. Udx: Quack Quack. Babs and Polly: Udx. Udx: Sorry. At a nearby house, the daphineosaurus was licking from a pool till she saw Barney. Barney: I love you, you love me. The daphineosaurus grabs barney and throws him across Acme Acres Barney: Waaaaaahhhhhh! Daphineosaurus: That's better. Later, the 6 managed to gather up the daffyosaurus. Daffyosaurus: Let me loose. Buster: Forget it. Daffyosaurus: But I want to run a rampage. Udx: Just shut up. Babs: Now how to get the Daphineosaurus. Udx was thinking till he came up with a idea. Udx: Buster, Are you pondering what I'm pondering? Buster: I think so, but what does the Tickle me elmo doll do? Udx: No stupid. We go get the Pluckyosaurus and attract that Daphineosaurus. Buster: Why didn't I think of that? The team heads to "Jurrassic Toon Park, Acme Acres" and finds the Baby duckosaurus. Duckosaurus: Dumb Bunnies. Buster: We're not dumb Babs: We're not even as smart as albert einstein. Udx: Einstein was a geek Polly: Shut up, you fool. Guard: hey, you can't take him. Speedy: It's a emergency. All but the guard puts on their shades and Udx activates the neturalizer, making the guard stupid while the team escapes Babs: So how did you get that? Udx: MIB gave it to me as a reward for defeating a alien. Later, the 6 did their best to lure the Daphineosaurus to the docks and into the boat. Udx: Now for Ricketts. Stickley Ricketts: Oh-no you don't The team found Ricketts with a Noisy Cricket. Ricketts: Give me the toons. Fanboy: They are in there. Ricketts: At last. Victory is mine. Ricketts was about to go inside when Udx kicked him. Stickley Ricketts: OY! Just then, the daphineosaurus appears and lets her son, (Which is actually a dino version of baby plucky) attacks the Frump, and throws him out of the water, and into jail. Stickley Ricketts: Waaaaahhhhh! Later, The 6 watches the news as Montana Max makes his messages. Montana Max: As you may learn, The frump is sent to a 10 year sentence as a clown. But the prehistoric toons are to return to Site B. Babs: That was so, brilliant. Udx: Oh shut up. Polly: That's was rude. Fanboy: About that AOK company. Udx: AOK is like a pair of cotton underpants. They get all kinds of software. Speedy: Last and 8th NvvMan joke. Buster's watch began to beep. Buster: Sorry guys, times up. Brain: But I want to sayOOF! A cow falls on Brain. Brain: Return of the cowies. THE END! OR IS IT? Just a reminder, I'm sorry about adding the cow, but I wanted to add more comedy. Speedy and Polly, The Samuri Pizza Cats are a trademarks of Saban entertainment.